Can vagina's really grow closed? - Ask the Global Times

Its with sadness that I report to my two readers that the China Daily has been revamped. Along with its new snazzy look, they have unfortunately given the axe to our beloved China Scene page, the only part of this rag worth reading. Outrageous.

I've therefore been hunting around the Chinese English language press for some more gold to waste our time with and happy to say I've struck 18 carots in the Global Times.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Alessandro...